Funny Copywriter

"You're that funny copywriter off Linkedin" is what people say to me at events.

Not that I'd ever call myself funny. That's like calling yourself handsome. Or a genius.

But I do use humour - in as many ways as possible - to help brands get noticed. And remembered.

Better than being a bore-bag, innit?

Who I am

A plain-talking copywriter with a track record of making people call, click and buy.

What I do

Print and digital copywriting with crystal clarity and oodles of personality.

What I've done

Unfathomably engaging copy for global businesses, brands and agencies.

Household names

From the blog

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