Freelance Copywriter Newcastle

If you're looking for Newcastle copywriters, get off this website right now.

Head straight over to Ellen and Craig at Content By The Sea - they're actual Geordies, who really live in Newcastle Upon Tyne, whereas I only created this page in a shameless attempt at using sneaky SEO tactics to spread my net further than Liverpool, where I'm based.

They've got a boss podcast and newsletter too - see, no Geordies say "boss" do they?

Nah, I'm best sticking with Scousers. That's unless you want some silly, sarcastic, satirical copy?

Yeah that's more me...

Who I am

A plain-talking copywriter with a track record of making people call, click and buy.

What I do

Print and digital copywriting with crystal clarity and oodles of personality.

What I've done

Unfathomably engaging copy for global businesses, brands and agencies.

Happy clients

Household names

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